bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via guy)


I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold-hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
Ferdinand de Saussure   (via octobermoe)

(via blondesoojung)


confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(via confirmance)


kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

(via guy)


combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(via guy)



iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via guy)


roy-ality:

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

Because he’s tripping on acid

roy-ality:

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

Because he’s tripping on acid

(via iamthemeep)


clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

image

(via hotboyproblems)


haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

(via clituorice)


sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via fake-mermaid)


fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

image

(via shouldnt)


sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via trust)


kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples